1。您的美髮師不用清洗、乾淨你的屁屁。
2 。你不會等到8個星期沒有洗頭髮、而去找您美容理髮師。
3 。你的美髮師不用清理、修剪你的私密部位。
4 。你的美髮師不用清理你的耳朵。
5。你的美髮師不用清理你眼睛的眼屎。
6。你坐著不亂動給你的美髮師理髮、但你的寵物不會。
7 。您的髮型不包括修指甲或修腳。
8 。你的美髮師只洗你的腦袋上的頭髮。
9 。你不會舔或咬您的美髮師。
10 。你的美髮師很少有機會得清理你不小心大出的便便。
Top Ten Reasons Why It Costs More to Get Your Pet Groomed Than Your Own Hair Cut:
1. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
2. You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
3. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.
4. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.
5. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.
6. You sit still for your hairdresser.
7. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
8. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
9. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.
10. The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim.
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